A deck of 52 cards that will help you survive any meeting. Zero eye contact required.

From pointless agendas to just a quick sync, this deck is your passive-aggressive survival kit for every meeting that couldve been an email.

Inside, you’ll find 52 painfully accurate quotes, coping mechanisms, and spiritual shrugs like:
Nod and mute: the modern power move.
Repeat what the last person said. But slower.
Set your status to ‘In a meeting’ emotionally.

Perfect for passing time, passing blame, or passing out mid-call.