Where her cousin Amuseables Sports Football has firm opinions on fancy footwork and formations, Jellycat Football prefers a more relaxed game. Blue and orange through and through, she’s here for fun, not tactics.

She loves a spontaneous five-a-side on the coastal path, swapping sides mid-2011;match and cheering every clever flick. For her, the best games are the ones where everyone gets involved and nobody’s counting goals.

Expect laughter, bright passes, and an all-round good time. Ready to play?