There are a lot of unrealistic body expectations these days, like what do you mean we can’t drink a bottle of wine a night and have a six pack? Actually, who cares. We should celebrate our bodies, especially those who we care about the most. So if you’ve got a man that can’t get enough spicy malbecs or mellow pinot noir’s, this is the card for them. Designed by our talented artists, this God-given card is the best way to wish a happy birthday to your favourite drink-loving deity. All hail the chardonnay.