How do you politely tell someone to please, please leave you alone because youve got enough on? With socks. Duh.

This black and white pair of extra soft, extra passive aggressive socks is the perfect gift for busy bees, introverts and those people who say theyre locked-in but are actually just refreshing their inboxes.

Now all they have to do, instead of turning their heads and telling someone to fuck off, is lift up their trouser leg. Simple, effective, kinda cool.

Materials: Cotton, Nylon and Elastance
Size: Shoe size adult 5-10