Being called an ‘Oldie’ is kinda rude, but being called an ‘Oldi’ just makes it sound like you’re a hip, cool, European supermarket that sells off-brand butter and ski suits. Give this Scribbler card to your OG OAP for Xmas to make sure that A) you stay in the Will, and B) you still get a present or a tenner in your stocking from them. Although with all due respect, the only elderly person you need on your side is Santa. He runs the show, after all.